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Tuesday, August 7, 2012

How To Create Your Own Meme

The past year the internet has been flooded with different internet meme’s and it seems we just can’t get enough of it. If you are like most jokesters you feel like you may have something that could go viral but don’t know how to do it, check these tips on how to make the next internet sensation:

Make it personal or topical: Personal meme’s are the most fun when shared among friends, especially when it’s an inside joke. Making light hearted jabs at a friend spilling a soda down their shirt is always funny or you can branch out and make a more general meme. Some of the most popular internet meme’s are based around popular current and topical news and information. That means it could be based around a movie that has been released, a political issue or something as simple as weather trend.

Image is everything: You want to use an image that will spark conversation that is recognizable to your audience. Using personal photos is a great idea but be careful if you are using an image of someone other than yourself because of legality issues that can spawn from it. Meme generators offer their photos that you can use like ‘Condescending Wonka’, ‘Bad Luck Bryan’ or the popular site called Some ecards where they have a large selection to create the vintage throw back.

Don’t be offensive: Meme’s are meant to be funny and sarcastic, never hurtful. Tread lightly when creating your meme and be sure that you are not offending or hurting someone. A good meme tip is to stay away from serious topics like religion and politics. Remember that once you have created a meme it will forever be on the internet for everyone and anyone to see. 

Meme generator: You can always create your own meme with your own image and your own words by using computer programs like Adobe Photoshop or Microsoft Word or Paint. There are also websites that you can use to create your own meme or use their stock photo. All you have to do is upload the image you want to use or select one they have, type the text and ta dah! You have created your own meme. Keep in mind that these meme generator sites will most likely keep your meme on their website for everyone to see.

So start getting funny and start creating, remember to keep it clean and comical and you never know if you will be the next internet meme to go viral. Have fun and happy memeing!

Author Byline:
Kelsey  is the editor in chief for findananny. She loves to write article and ideas that parents & nannies would be interested in hearing. She helps society on giving information about nannies through  online nanny finder. She is a professional writer & loves writing on anything.

Monday, June 25, 2012

Church Humor

Do you enjoy church humor?  The following list was emailed to me the other day....

A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"
His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible
means? The son replied, "I do know!"
"Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?"
"That's easy, Daddy..." the young boy replied excitedly," It stands for
'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.' 
There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her
brother in another part of the country.
"Is there anything breakable in here? asked the postal clerk.
"Only the Ten Commandments." answered the lady.
"Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. 

There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," and
there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning."
A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he
was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter.
Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled
the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive
us our trespasses."
When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this
note "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket
I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."
There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his
congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have
enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's
still out there in your pockets."
While driving in Pennsylvania , a family caught up to an Amish carriage.
The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached
to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign... "Energy efficient
vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."
A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls,
what do we know about God?"
A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.
"Really? How do you know?"  the teacher asked.
"You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... "
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a
long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many
cars ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.
"Reverend," said the young man, "I'm so sorry about the delay. It seems as
if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip."
The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my
People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of
Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson
was about.
The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt."
Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed.  Later in the day, the pastor
stopped by for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school
lesson was about.
He said "Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming."
The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the
congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for
repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the
regular organist was sick and a substitute had  been brought in at the last
minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play.
"Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to
think of something to play after I make the announcement about the
During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we
are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected
and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please
stand up."
At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner."
And that is how the substitute became the regular organist! 


Friday, May 25, 2012

The Best Reply To A Dear John Letter Ever?

The following was emailed to me the other day and I found it so funny that I knew that I had to share it with all of you.  Is this the best reply to a Dear John letter ever?....


Thursday, February 9, 2012

7 Year Old Girl Fights Off A Kidnapper At Wal-Mart

All future kidnappers beware!  There is one little 7 year old girl down in Georgia that is not going to put up with any nonsense.  The video posted below contains a news story about a 7 year old girl from George that kicked and screamed like crazy when a kidnapper grabbed her and tried to take her out of the store.  Fortunately, the kidnapper let her go and fled the scene.  Later the kidnapper was picked up police and he appears to be headed back to jail for a very, very long time....


Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Retired Husband


After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:

Dear Mrs. Clifton:

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Clifton, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail from a jar of brown gravy on the floor leading to the both the ladies and men's restrooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9.. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

Monday, January 31, 2011

Cat With Bunny Mask

Have you ever seen a cat put on a bunny mask? If not, then you have got to check out the video posted below. This is incredibly funny stuff! In fact, this is one of the funniest videos that we have seen in a long time.

I'm a cat - wait - now I am a bunny!....

Wasn't that a great video?

It is amazing what people are putting up on the Internet these days.

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Thursday, December 2, 2010

A Funny TSA Parody Song: Help You Make It To Your Flight

If you want to get on an airplane in America today, you either have to let gawking TSA agents look at your exposed body using the new full body security scanners, or you have to let TSA agents grope and feel up every inch of your body.  Yes, including "those" parts.  Fortunately, many Americans are speaking out about this outrage.  Some Americans are even using comedy and humor to fight back.  For example, the video posted below is incredibly funny stuff but it also makes some very serious points.  The video was produced by Buck Howdy and it is entitled "Help You Make It To Your Flight".  It is a takeoff on Kris Kristofferson's classic hit "Help Me Make It Through The Night".  Howdy's "revised lyrics" are so hilarious that more than a half million people have watched it so far on YouTube.

If you have not seen this yet, you have got to check it out....

The full lyrics of "Help You Make it to Your Flight" are posted below....

Take the ribbon from your hair
Shake it loose and let it fall
Leave your shoes right over there
Now get up against the wall

I'll run my hands inside your thighs
Up your legs and out of sight!
But you can trust the TSA
To help you make it to your flight

We don't profile that'd be wrong
Just ask the ACLU
We'd rather check your nooks and crannies
Every inch of you

Got no life except my job
But I don't mind it's all right
I get to grope you legally
If you want to take a flight

This badge and uniform we wear
Might look like a rent a cop
But your life is in our hands
We like it that way, especially if you're hot

Awful lonely being me
No girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife
So let me squeeze you, oooh, right there
If you want to take a flight

You can trust the TSA
You'll be in our dreams tonight

It is good to see the American people standing up like this.  We should not have to be sexually groped before we get on an airplane.

If you want to send a message that you do not like to be groped by TSA agents or anyone else, then we would encourage you to check out the new line of "Don't Touch My Junk" clothing available on

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*The Debt