7 Year Old Girl Fights Off A Kidnapper At Wal-Mart

All future kidnappers beware!  There is one little 7 year old girl down in Georgia that is not going to put up with any nonsense.  The video posted below contains a news story about a 7 year old girl from George that kicked and screamed like crazy when a kidnapper grabbed her and tried to take her out of the store.  Fortunately, the kidnapper let her go and fled the scene.  Later the kidnapper was picked up police and he appears to be headed back to jail for a very, very long time....

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A Funny TSA Parody Song: Help You Make It To Your Flight

If you want to get on an airplane in America today, you either have to let gawking TSA agents look at your exposed body using the new full body security scanners, or you have to let TSA agents grope and feel up every inch of your body.  Yes, including "those" parts.  Fortunately, many Americans are speaking out about this outrage.  Some Americans are even using comedy and humor to fight back.  For example, the video posted below is incredibly funny stuff but it also makes some very serious points.  The video was produced by Buck Howdy and it is entitled "Help You Make It To Your Flight".  It is a takeoff on Kris Kristofferson's classic hit "Help Me Make It Through The Night".  Howdy's "revised lyrics" are so hilarious that more than a half million people have watched it so far on YouTube.

If you have not seen this yet, you have got to check it out....



The full lyrics of "Help You Make it to Your Flight" are posted below....

Take the ribbon from your hair
Shake it loose and let it fall
Leave your shoes right over there
Now get up against the wall

I'll run my hands inside your thighs
Up your legs and out of sight!
But you can trust the TSA
To help you make it to your flight

We don't profile that'd be wrong
Just ask the ACLU
We'd rather check your nooks and crannies
Every inch of you

Got no life except my job
But I don't mind it's all right
I get to grope you legally
If you want to take a flight

This badge and uniform we wear
Might look like a rent a cop
But your life is in our hands
We like it that way, especially if you're hot

Awful lonely being me
No girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife
So let me squeeze you, oooh, right there
If you want to take a flight

You can trust the TSA
You'll be in our dreams tonight

It is good to see the American people standing up like this.  We should not have to be sexually groped before we get on an airplane.

If you want to send a message that you do not like to be groped by TSA agents or anyone else, then we would encourage you to check out the new line of "Don't Touch My Junk" clothing available on Amazon.com.

In addition, to keep up with the latest on this scandal along with all of the other news of the day we encourage you to check out some of our other websites....

*Truth

*End Of The World

*Mysteries Of The World

*The Debt

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George Washington And His $300,000 Library Book Fine

Uh oh - George Washington is in big trouble!

It turns out that George Washington, the first president of the United States of America under the U.S. Constitution, took two books out from the New York Society Library in 1789 but did not ever return them.

On October 5th, 1789, the two books that George Washington checked out were "Law of Nations," a dissertation on international relations, and a volume of debate transcripts from Britain's House of Commons.

Doesn't that sound like fun reading?

Well, Washington never brought them back to the library and now he owes big money.

How much?

Are you ready for some really funny stuff?

If the fines are adjusted for inflation, it turns out that George Washington owes approximately $300,000 in fines for being 220 years late.

Ouch!

So kids, please learn a lesson from our first president and don't forget to return your library books!

Also, don't forget to take your vitamins, do your homework and get out of debt.

Not that any of us always remember to do those things.

If you have more funny stuff that you would like to see featured on this site, please leave a comment and let us know!

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