7 Year Old Girl Fights Off A Kidnapper At Wal-Mart

All future kidnappers beware!  There is one little 7 year old girl down in Georgia that is not going to put up with any nonsense.  The video posted below contains a news story about a 7 year old girl from George that kicked and screamed like crazy when a kidnapper grabbed her and tried to take her out of the store.  Fortunately, the kidnapper let her go and fled the scene.  Later the kidnapper was picked up police and he appears to be headed back to jail for a very, very long time....

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The Best Football Trick Play Of All Time?

Over 6 million people have already watched the video posted below. It is from a Driscoll Middle School football game, and many are already calling it the best football trick play of all time. Just try to watch it without laughing. This is some really funny stuff....



By the way, if you really love football, you will definitely want to pick up Madden 2011.  This year it is better than ever.

If you are looking for some other great gift ideas for the holidays, then we encourage you to check out some other articles that we have written recently....

*10 Unique Gift Ideas For Women

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*The Ten Best Christian Books For The 2010 Holidays

*The 10 Best Star Wars Gifts For The 2010 Holidays

*The 10 Most Popular Toys For The 2010 Holiday Season

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Grover From Sesame Street: Smell Like A Monster

The following video starring Grover of Sesame Street is entitled "Smell Like A Monster". It is a hilarious parody of the Old Spice commercials that are out there right now. If you want a good laugh, check this out....



Wasn't that incredibly funny?

You have got to love Grover!

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A Star Wars Baby Stroller

One father likes Star Wars a LITTLE too much.  After all, what kind of a dad would put their kid in a Star Wars baby stroller that looks like this?

Actually, it looks kind of funny.  And if I was still I kid I would LOVE to be pushed around in something like this.

If you have more funny stuff that you would like to see featured on this site, please let us know.

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Lastly, we want to ask you a question.

If you died tonight, would you go to heaven?

If you are not 100 percent certain of the answer to that question, then we very much urge you to read the following article: What Does The Bible Say About Salvation?

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The Carrot Highway - An Incredibly Funny Video Apparently For Kids

Sometimes the videos we make for our children are unintentionally really, really funny.

Just check out the following video.

I don't know if this video is supposed to teach kids about carrots or traumatize them for life.....



But the truth is that food is no laughing matter? Do you and your family have enough food for the hard times that are coming? If not, then we would encourage you to check out our new site about emergency food:

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Everyone Poops

This is what the trailer would look like if someone made a movie out of the children's book "Everyone Poops".....

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Puppies And A Baby

This has got to be one of the cutest pictures that we have seen in a long time. When you have puppies and a baby in the same picture it is almost always a winner.....

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Will This Kid Grow Up To Be A Super Villain?

This picture is very funny, but you have to wonder if this kid's career is going to be as a super villain.....

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A Dad Teaches His Son To Ride A Bike

No children were actually harmed in the filming of this video.....

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The Smartypants Dance - One Little Baby Girl Knows Her Geography Better Than A Lot Of High School Students

The video of this tiny little baby girl pointing out U.S. states and dancing while she does it absolutely astounded us.....

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The Ultimate Letter From A Son To A Father

If you are a teenager and you are ever in serious trouble, the following letter is a great way to get out of it.

This extremely funny letter was emailed to us recently and we wanted to share it with you all.....

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WHY PARENTS DRINK

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad".

With an incredibly worried feeling gnawing at his stomach he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings,
tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion....Dad she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has also opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,

Your Son Cody


P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

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One Parent Who Dressed Up As Elmo To Potty Train His Child

Some parents will go to ridiculous lenghts to try to potty train their child.....

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10 New American Vocabulary Terms For Hard Economic Times

"Stretchy Juice" - This is when you keep adding tap water to your juice to make it last longer.

"Bubbee Bath" - This is when you put bubbles into the bath water to keep your kids from noticing that all of them are using the same water.

"Family Time" - This is what happens when a family is forced to cancel their cable television.

"Fun Size Plates" - Candy bars that are so small you can barely get one bite out of them are called "fun size" so when you have to give your kids smaller plates so that their smaller meals will look bigger you can call them "fun size" too.

"Recycled Clothing" - This is what you call it when your family wears the same clothes again without washing them. You aren't doing it because you are poor - you are doing it to help save the environment by using less laundry soap (wink wink).

"Christmas Sharing" - This is what you call it when you all sit around the living room on Christmas and tell stories about past holidays because you don't have the money to buy any gifts to give each other now.

"Hunting For A Good Deal" - This is what you call diving into the neighborhood dumpster after the neighbors have gone to work in the morning because you don't have the money to go shopping.

"Pretending We Are On The Ice World Hoth Again" - This is what you tell your kids that you are doing when you have to turn the heat off in the middle of winter again.

"Are You Ready For A Festival Of Flavor?" - This is what you ask your kids when you want them to pick out which kind of Ramen noodles you will be eating for dinner that night.

"Perma Retro" - This is when you dress like you are from the 80s every day because that is the only clothes you can afford from the thrift store.

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A Very Wise 6 Year Old Girl

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.

The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see God up there?

TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. Possibly he just
doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.

The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?

TOMMY: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

TOMMY: No

LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she possibly may not even have one!

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How To Get Your Grown Children To Come Home For Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Divorce

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York just before Thanksgiving and says:

"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

"Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father:

"You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing. DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.

"Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

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The Original Cuppy Cake Song

The video of this little girl singing is just TOO cute:

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Why Can't American Kids Be This Industrious?

You have got to admire this kid. But he'll probably grow up and be a lazy slob like the rest of us.

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America This Is Your Next Generation - A Kid Shoves Coins Up His Nose

This is the future of our nation:

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A Really Funny Video Of Kids Behaving Badly

This is a foreign language video, but it contains some absolutely hilarious video of kids behaving badly:

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Parental Humor -- Why Parents Drink

This extremely funny comedy piece about parents was emailed to us the other day and we wanted to share it with you all.....

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WHY PARENTS DRINK

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that
was addressed to "Dad".

With an incredibly worried feeling gnawing at his stomach he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom
and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings,
tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion....Dad she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the
woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream
of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the
other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to
know your grandchildren.

Love,

Your Son Cody


P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
card that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

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