If you have not seen this yet, you have got to check it out....
The full lyrics of "Help You Make it to Your Flight" are posted below....
Take the ribbon from your hair
Shake it loose and let it fall
Leave your shoes right over there
Now get up against the wall
I'll run my hands inside your thighs
Up your legs and out of sight!
But you can trust the TSA
To help you make it to your flight
We don't profile that'd be wrong
Just ask the ACLU
We'd rather check your nooks and crannies
Every inch of you
Got no life except my job
But I don't mind it's all right
I get to grope you legally
If you want to take a flight
This badge and uniform we wear
Might look like a rent a cop
But your life is in our hands
We like it that way, especially if you're hot
Awful lonely being me
No girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife
So let me squeeze you, oooh, right there
If you want to take a flight
You can trust the TSA
You'll be in our dreams tonight
It is good to see the American people standing up like this. We should not have to be sexually groped before we get on an airplane.
If you want to send a message that you do not like to be groped by TSA agents or anyone else, then we would encourage you to check out the new line of "Don't Touch My Junk" clothing available on Amazon.com.
In addition, to keep up with the latest on this scandal along with all of the other news of the day we encourage you to check out some of our other websites....
*Truth
*End Of The World
*Mysteries Of The World
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