There have been very few vice-presidential candidates in the history of American politics that have energized and polarized voters as much as Sarah Palin has. She has gone from being a relatively unknown governor of Alaska to one of the most famous people in the world almost instantly. So of course you know that people are going to start making frivolous webpages about her, right? Posted below are 12 photographs of dogs that look like Sarah Palin:
"I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a community organizer, except that you have actual responsibilities."
"Our opponents say again and again that drilling will not solve all of America's energy problems, as if we didn't know that already."
"Here's a little newsflash for those reporters and commentators: I'm not going to Washington to seek their good opinion. I'm going to Washington to serve the people of this great country."
"No, we tend to prefer candidates who don't talk about us one way in Scranton and another way in San Francisco."
"But listening to him speak, it's easy to forget that this is a man who has authored two memoirs but not a single major law or even a reform, not even in the State Senate."
"This is a man who can give an entire speech about the wars America is fighting and never use the word "victory," except when he's talking about his own campaign."
"But when the cloud of rhetoric has passed, when the roar of the crowd fades away, when the stadium lights go out, and those Styrofoam Greek columns are hauled back to some studio lot..."
"My fellow citizens, the American presidency is not supposed to be a journey of personal discovery."
"We need to send a strong message that law-abiding citizens have a right to own firearms, for personal protection, for hunting and for any other lawful purpose."
"What is it exactly that the VP does every day?"
"Do you know what the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick."
"I might add that, in small towns, we don't quite know what to make of a candidate who lavishes praise on working people when they're listening and then talks about how bitterly they cling to their religion and guns when those people aren't listening."
