Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

How To Create Your Own Meme


The past year the internet has been flooded with different internet meme’s and it seems we just can’t get enough of it. If you are like most jokesters you feel like you may have something that could go viral but don’t know how to do it, check these tips on how to make the next internet sensation:

Make it personal or topical: Personal meme’s are the most fun when shared among friends, especially when it’s an inside joke. Making light hearted jabs at a friend spilling a soda down their shirt is always funny or you can branch out and make a more general meme. Some of the most popular internet meme’s are based around popular current and topical news and information. That means it could be based around a movie that has been released, a political issue or something as simple as weather trend.

Image is everything: You want to use an image that will spark conversation that is recognizable to your audience. Using personal photos is a great idea but be careful if you are using an image of someone other than yourself because of legality issues that can spawn from it. Meme generators offer their photos that you can use like ‘Condescending Wonka’, ‘Bad Luck Bryan’ or the popular site called Some ecards where they have a large selection to create the vintage throw back.

Don’t be offensive: Meme’s are meant to be funny and sarcastic, never hurtful. Tread lightly when creating your meme and be sure that you are not offending or hurting someone. A good meme tip is to stay away from serious topics like religion and politics. Remember that once you have created a meme it will forever be on the internet for everyone and anyone to see. 

Meme generator: You can always create your own meme with your own image and your own words by using computer programs like Adobe Photoshop or Microsoft Word or Paint. There are also websites that you can use to create your own meme or use their stock photo. All you have to do is upload the image you want to use or select one they have, type the text and ta dah! You have created your own meme. Keep in mind that these meme generator sites will most likely keep your meme on their website for everyone to see.

So start getting funny and start creating, remember to keep it clean and comical and you never know if you will be the next internet meme to go viral. Have fun and happy memeing!

Author Byline:
Kelsey  is the editor in chief for findananny. She loves to write article and ideas that parents & nannies would be interested in hearing. She helps society on giving information about nannies through  online nanny finder. She is a professional writer & loves writing on anything.
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Thursday, December 2, 2010

A Funny TSA Parody Song: Help You Make It To Your Flight

If you want to get on an airplane in America today, you either have to let gawking TSA agents look at your exposed body using the new full body security scanners, or you have to let TSA agents grope and feel up every inch of your body.  Yes, including "those" parts.  Fortunately, many Americans are speaking out about this outrage.  Some Americans are even using comedy and humor to fight back.  For example, the video posted below is incredibly funny stuff but it also makes some very serious points.  The video was produced by Buck Howdy and it is entitled "Help You Make It To Your Flight".  It is a takeoff on Kris Kristofferson's classic hit "Help Me Make It Through The Night".  Howdy's "revised lyrics" are so hilarious that more than a half million people have watched it so far on YouTube.

If you have not seen this yet, you have got to check it out....



The full lyrics of "Help You Make it to Your Flight" are posted below....

Take the ribbon from your hair
Shake it loose and let it fall
Leave your shoes right over there
Now get up against the wall

I'll run my hands inside your thighs
Up your legs and out of sight!
But you can trust the TSA
To help you make it to your flight

We don't profile that'd be wrong
Just ask the ACLU
We'd rather check your nooks and crannies
Every inch of you

Got no life except my job
But I don't mind it's all right
I get to grope you legally
If you want to take a flight

This badge and uniform we wear
Might look like a rent a cop
But your life is in our hands
We like it that way, especially if you're hot

Awful lonely being me
No girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife
So let me squeeze you, oooh, right there
If you want to take a flight

You can trust the TSA
You'll be in our dreams tonight

It is good to see the American people standing up like this.  We should not have to be sexually groped before we get on an airplane.

If you want to send a message that you do not like to be groped by TSA agents or anyone else, then we would encourage you to check out the new line of "Don't Touch My Junk" clothing available on Amazon.com.

In addition, to keep up with the latest on this scandal along with all of the other news of the day we encourage you to check out some of our other websites....

*Truth

*End Of The World

*Mysteries Of The World

*The Debt
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Saturday, February 13, 2010

Beaker From The Muppets Meets His Match


The Muppets are still alive and kicking and are still putting out some really funny stuff. Just consider the video posted below. This has got to be the funniest bit that Beaker has ever done. It recently went viral all over the Internet, and suddenly the Muppets are relevant again. In fact, if they consistently could produce this kind of material they could have their own show again.

Seriously.

This bit by Beaker is seriously, seriously funny. If the Muppets could be this funny week in and week out I would watch it.

Wouldn't you?

After all, for those of us who are old enough to remember it, who doesn't have very fond memories of the Muppet Show?

In any event, you have just got to see this video. It is incredibly, incredibly funny stuff....



For more entertainment-related stories, we encourage you to check out our new blog: Celebrity Fashion.
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Monday, May 4, 2009

The Top 6 Pranks Played On The Public

These television pranks are some really funny stuff.....

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Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Everyone Poops

This is what the trailer would look like if someone made a movie out of the children's book "Everyone Poops".....

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Thursday, April 2, 2009

Star Wars / Dallas Opening Credits Montage

Have you ever wondered what Star Wars would look like if it was produced by the people who created the "Dallas" television series?

This Star Wars/Dallas opening credits montage is hilarious.....

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Good Morning Internet

This short musical video entitled "Good Morning Internet" is very, very humorous.....

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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Andy Richter In The Funniest Car Commercial Ever?

Is this the funniest car commercial ever?

Actually, to be technical, this is just a comedy sketch and not a commercial.....

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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

An Alternate Ending To Back To The Future

I don't know about you, but I kind of like this alternate ending to Back to the Future.....

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Friday, January 9, 2009

Sometimes Japanese Game Shows Are So Funny It Is Hard To Even Describe Them

We are not even quite sure what is happening on this Japanese game show, but we do know that it is very funny whatever it is.....

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The 5 Funniest Tina Fey Sarah Palin SNL Videos Of 2008

Some of the funniest moments from 2008 were the Saturday Night Live sketches featuring Tina Fey as Sarah Palin.

Those sketches will be talked about for years, and you could literally watch them over and over and keep laughing each time.

A collection of those incredibly funny SNL sketches is below.....

The Saturday Night Live Sarah Palin & Hillary Clinton Opening
(Originally Aired September 20)



The Saturday Night Live Sarah Palin & Katie Couric Interview Sketch
(Originally Aired September 27)



The Saturday Night Live Sarah Palin Versus Joe Biden Vice Presidential Debate Sketch
(Originally Aired Saturday October 4)



The Saturday Night Live Tina Fey Will Ferrell George W. Bush Endorsement Sketch



The Saturday Night Live Sarah Palin Rap By Amy Poehler

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Monday, December 29, 2008

A Collection Of Very Funny Airplane Jokes

Airline Announcements?

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United Flight Attendant announced, 'People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!

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On landing, the stewardess said, 'Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have. '

*****

'There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane'

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An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a 'Thanks for flying our airline.' He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane.

She said, 'Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?'

'Why, no, Ma'am,' said the pilot. 'What is it?'

The little old lady said, 'Did we land, or were we shot down?'

*****

As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: 'Whoa, big fella, WHOA!'

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After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, 'Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because sure as hell everything has shifted after a landing like that.'

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Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: 'We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.'

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Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo , Texas on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo . Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!'

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'Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.'

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'As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses......except for that gentleman over there.'

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Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City . The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, 'That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt.'

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After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix , the attendant came on with, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.'

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Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: 'We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of US Airways.'

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Heard on a Southwest Airline flight - 'Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em.'

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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport . After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles . The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!' Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'

A passenger in Coach yelled, 'That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!'
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Thursday, December 25, 2008

What Is Festivus? Where Did Festivus Come From?

"It's a Festivus for the rest of us!"

But just what is Festivus?

Where did it come from?

How did it originate?

Someone did an amazing job of putting together video clips from the television show Seinfeld which answers all of these questions.....

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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

10 New American Vocabulary Terms For Hard Economic Times

"Stretchy Juice" - This is when you keep adding tap water to your juice to make it last longer.

"Bubbee Bath" - This is when you put bubbles into the bath water to keep your kids from noticing that all of them are using the same water.

"Family Time" - This is what happens when a family is forced to cancel their cable television.

"Fun Size Plates" - Candy bars that are so small you can barely get one bite out of them are called "fun size" so when you have to give your kids smaller plates so that their smaller meals will look bigger you can call them "fun size" too.

"Recycled Clothing" - This is what you call it when your family wears the same clothes again without washing them. You aren't doing it because you are poor - you are doing it to help save the environment by using less laundry soap (wink wink).

"Christmas Sharing" - This is what you call it when you all sit around the living room on Christmas and tell stories about past holidays because you don't have the money to buy any gifts to give each other now.

"Hunting For A Good Deal" - This is what you call diving into the neighborhood dumpster after the neighbors have gone to work in the morning because you don't have the money to go shopping.

"Pretending We Are On The Ice World Hoth Again" - This is what you tell your kids that you are doing when you have to turn the heat off in the middle of winter again.

"Are You Ready For A Festival Of Flavor?" - This is what you ask your kids when you want them to pick out which kind of Ramen noodles you will be eating for dinner that night.

"Perma Retro" - This is when you dress like you are from the 80s every day because that is the only clothes you can afford from the thrift store.
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Sunday, December 7, 2008

Get The Wrong Gift For Your Wife Or Your Girlfriend And You May End Up In The Doghouse

This little four minute video is actually very well done. It shows what happens to men when they get bad gifts for their wives or girlfriends.....

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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

The Man Rules

Someone emailed this to us the other day.....

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The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

3. Sunday sports: It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4. Crying is blackmail.

5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

9. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

11. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

12. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

13. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

14. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

15. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

16. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", then we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

17. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

18. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...really.

19. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or golf.

20. You have enough clothes.

21. You have too many shoes.

22. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

23. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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Monday, November 24, 2008

This Is How This Blog Got Started

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Sunday, November 16, 2008

A Sesame Street Special Report - The "Cookiegate" Scandal

The video posted below is an oldie but a goodie.

Plus, 95 percent of you have never seen it, so it is new to you!

The video is of a Muppet parody of the Iran-Contra scandal, from a 1988 PBS pledge drive special.

In the parody, Cookie Monster is being investigated for stealing cookies from Susan and Gordon, and Robert MacNeil from the MacNeil-Lehrer Report is questioning Cookie Monster:

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Sunday, November 2, 2008

The 40 Worst Pickup Lines That Any Woman Has Ever Had To Endure

Are you ready for some really bad pickup lines?

If not, too bad, because these 40 really stink.....

#1) Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

#2) Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

#3) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

#4) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

#5) I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!

#6) Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!

#7) You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

#8) Is your name Gillette? Cause you look like the best a man can get.

#9) Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!

#10) I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!

#11) Is it hot in here or is it just you?

#12) Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.

#13) So... How am I doin'?

#14) Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.

#15) Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!

#16) Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

#17) You must be a heck of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.

#18) Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams last night?

#19) Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!

#20) If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.

#21) Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

#22) If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.

#23) I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?

#24) Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.

#25) I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

#26) Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

#27) I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.

#28) Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

#29) Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

#30) When I said I'd die single, I only meant that I didn't think I'd live long enough until I found you.

#31) If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

#32) It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!

#33) I'm in the process of writing a telephone book. May I have your number?

#34) If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

#35) Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

#36) What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin ME.

#37) Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

#38) What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?

#39) Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.

#40) You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other girls look really bad.
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Monday, October 27, 2008

What Happens When Two Adult Men Go Trick Or Treating A Week Before Halloween?

It takes a lot of guts to do what these guys did. What do you think happens when two grown men go trick or treating a week before Halloween? Check it out:

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