Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts

Thursday, December 2, 2010

A Funny TSA Parody Song: Help You Make It To Your Flight

If you want to get on an airplane in America today, you either have to let gawking TSA agents look at your exposed body using the new full body security scanners, or you have to let TSA agents grope and feel up every inch of your body.  Yes, including "those" parts.  Fortunately, many Americans are speaking out about this outrage.  Some Americans are even using comedy and humor to fight back.  For example, the video posted below is incredibly funny stuff but it also makes some very serious points.  The video was produced by Buck Howdy and it is entitled "Help You Make It To Your Flight".  It is a takeoff on Kris Kristofferson's classic hit "Help Me Make It Through The Night".  Howdy's "revised lyrics" are so hilarious that more than a half million people have watched it so far on YouTube.

If you have not seen this yet, you have got to check it out....



The full lyrics of "Help You Make it to Your Flight" are posted below....

Take the ribbon from your hair
Shake it loose and let it fall
Leave your shoes right over there
Now get up against the wall

I'll run my hands inside your thighs
Up your legs and out of sight!
But you can trust the TSA
To help you make it to your flight

We don't profile that'd be wrong
Just ask the ACLU
We'd rather check your nooks and crannies
Every inch of you

Got no life except my job
But I don't mind it's all right
I get to grope you legally
If you want to take a flight

This badge and uniform we wear
Might look like a rent a cop
But your life is in our hands
We like it that way, especially if you're hot

Awful lonely being me
No girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife
So let me squeeze you, oooh, right there
If you want to take a flight

You can trust the TSA
You'll be in our dreams tonight

It is good to see the American people standing up like this.  We should not have to be sexually groped before we get on an airplane.

If you want to send a message that you do not like to be groped by TSA agents or anyone else, then we would encourage you to check out the new line of "Don't Touch My Junk" clothing available on Amazon.com.

In addition, to keep up with the latest on this scandal along with all of the other news of the day we encourage you to check out some of our other websites....

*Truth

*End Of The World

*Mysteries Of The World

*The Debt
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Saturday, December 12, 2009

Sarah Palin Vs. William Shatner On The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien

Did you get to see Sarah Palin vs. William Shatner on the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien the other night? If not, you are in luck because we have posted it below. It was a thing of beauty. Conan's writers certainly know how to come up with some great stuff. First Shatner was very funny as he read quotes from Palin's book, and then Sarah Palin brought the house down as she read quotes from Shatner's book. If you have not see this yet you have GOT to watch it....

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Monday, May 11, 2009

Barack Obama: The Republican Party Does Not Qualify For A Bailout

If this politics thing doesn't work out, perhaps Barack Obama could get work as a comedian.....

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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Sarah Palin Running In 2012?

Someone made up a campaign sign for Sarah Palin in 2012. Is this funny or just mean?.....

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

I Don't Wanna Be Obama's Elf Anymore

I never knew that this is what that song was really saying.....

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Friday, February 13, 2009

Obama Beatbox

Do you remember when Obama starting beatboxing at the inauguration?.....

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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Yes We Can Has Cheezburger

At long last there is an answer to the eternal question of all LOLCats - "I Can Has Cheezburger?".....

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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Great Moments In Presidential Speeches Featuring George W. Bush

One bad thing about the end of George W. Bush's presidency is that a great source of political humor is ending. Just check out the following video clip of "Great Moments In Presidential Speeches" from the David Letterman show.....

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The 5 Funniest Tina Fey Sarah Palin SNL Videos Of 2008

Some of the funniest moments from 2008 were the Saturday Night Live sketches featuring Tina Fey as Sarah Palin.

Those sketches will be talked about for years, and you could literally watch them over and over and keep laughing each time.

A collection of those incredibly funny SNL sketches is below.....

The Saturday Night Live Sarah Palin & Hillary Clinton Opening
(Originally Aired September 20)



The Saturday Night Live Sarah Palin & Katie Couric Interview Sketch
(Originally Aired September 27)



The Saturday Night Live Sarah Palin Versus Joe Biden Vice Presidential Debate Sketch
(Originally Aired Saturday October 4)



The Saturday Night Live Tina Fey Will Ferrell George W. Bush Endorsement Sketch



The Saturday Night Live Sarah Palin Rap By Amy Poehler

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Monday, December 22, 2008

A New Weapon Of Mass Destruction That Is Being Used In Iraq

It looks like the Iraqis have found their most effective weapon.....

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Monday, November 3, 2008

6 Funny News Stories To Cheer You Up On A Monday Afternoon

*How hungry do you have to be to eat a 20 pound hamburger? I have a hard enough time eating a quarter pounder.

*Check out these 10 hilarious ACME products for any cartoon character who is trying to catch a road runner.

*One man found a mouse baked into his hot dog buns - yummy!

*A man dressed as a monkey has been hired by a train station in India to scare other monkeys.

*Lastly, check out this list of "The 6 Most Insane People to Ever Run for President".
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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Political Humor - "Twas The Night Before Elections"

"Twas the night before elections"


'Twas the night before elections

And all through the town

Tempers were flaring

Emotions all up and down!



I, in my bathrobe

With a cat in my lap

Had cut off the TV

Tired of political crap.



When all of a sudden

There arose such a noise

I peered out of my window

Saw Obama and his boys



They had come for my wallet

They wanted my pay

To give to the others

Who had not worked a day!



He snatched up my money

And quick as a wink

Jumped back on his bandwagon

As I gagged from the stink



He then rallied his henchmen

Who were pulling his cart

I could tell they were out

To tear my country apart!



' On Fannie, on Freddie,

On Biden and Ayers!

On Acorn, On Pelosi'

He screamed at the pairs!



They took off for his cause

And as he flew out of sight

I heard him laugh at the nation

Who wouldn't stand up and fight!



So I leave you to think

On this one final note-

IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM

GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!


(Author Unknown)
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Monday, October 27, 2008

Wassup 2008: 8 Years Later

Do you remember the "Wassup" guys from the beer commercials? Well, they are back and they are urging people to vote.

Check out this 2 minute video clip. It is extremely funny, but be warned that the last 30 seconds is a bunch of boring political propaganda. But otherwise, the first minute and a half are comedy gold:

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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Barack Obama Is Pie Crazy - Check Out This Video

Perhaps Barack Obama has been out on the campaign trail for too long. I am afraid that he has gone pie crazy:

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Some Political Humor For Political Season

The following bit of political humor was submitted to us by some relatives the other day. We hope that you will enjoy it:

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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 ACP .45, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:


Democrat's Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 911?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!


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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or HollowPoints?!"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one?!"

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"
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Now People Are Making Funny Videos About Joe The Plummer

I hope that all of this news about Joe the Plummer is bringing him fortune and fame, because it is also bringing him mockery and abuse. Just check out this satirical video about him:

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Friday, October 17, 2008

Video Of Barack Obama And John McCain Roasting Each Other The Other Night

John McCain and Barack Obama are funny - they could practically do standup comedy. Now if only they could fix the country.....

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Monday, October 6, 2008

The Sarah Palin - Joe Biden Debate

Did you see this on television the other night?

It is already being hailed as a classic.

No, not the real debate.

The other one:

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Sunday, October 5, 2008

Is This Funny? - The Sarah Palin Debate Flow Chart

Normally we don't post political stuff on Funny stuff. However, this chart did strike us as humorous, although it does also illustrate how personal and cruel this campaign is getting as well.

Should we have posted this chart here? Feel free to leave us a comment.

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Friday, October 3, 2008

The Vice Presidential Debate Got "Rick Rolled"

The VP debate last night got "Rick Rolled" - just check out the picture below.

For those of you who don't know what "Rick Rolled" is, we are too lazy to explain it to you. Google it or look it up on Wikipedia.

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